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History
STREAKS
&
DROUGHTS
> .500
3
PLAYOFFS
3
TURDELL
1
REPORTABLE TD'S
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Longest serving commissioner - active since 2006
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2nd most Turdells (4)
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3rd % of Turdells per years played (19.05%)
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Most team name changes (safe estimate)
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Founding member
NOTABLE PUNTS
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Has finished 4th place 5 out of 11 playoff appearances
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Composite Rank: 6th Overall, down 1 from 5th in 2020
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Censored
TURDELLS
2005
2007
2016
2024
SILVER MARONEYS
2019
2023
LeBronzes
2004
WCCC 97'
2005
2006
Lamp Shade
Nokia 6015i phone
2007
The Case-Strators
2008
NotLastPlaceInPoints
Going to Beat Evan
2009
Sharp Pain
Playoff Bound
2010
Sharp Pain
F*CKEDbyINJURIES
2012-
2016
50 SHADES OF GREAT
2017
RKELLY P RIVERS ONU
LightsKamaraAction
Y! Lied
PH
2019
2018
My Fingers Ertz
So Good It Ertz
Le'Veon Bell-y Up
2011
The Case-Strators
2022
Jerking Goff
R. Kelly Dr. Angus Public Enemy #1 Iloveftbalmorethnyou JLewisgobacktoJail Awesomo-4000 FortuneCookie Writer M.stewartcelmates
SHARP WEEK Badgers Dirt Knapp Whoresmouth Fartans Bumble Puppies AKPsi Hognastier Peter Pumpkin Eater 1-800-MARK-LOSES 8==D~~(T's Face) RyanGot Nick Folesed WAL-MART Vonte Davis
2020
Prescott's Tots Stone Ground Mostert Arm & Hamler Davante Sadams The Comedak Story Inbred Hip Dysplasia Sleep Deprivation The McKissickness Well This Sucks Tim Patrick Giovani Bernard Dog
2021
SHARP ATTACK, Gold Frankincense and Murray Ruth Bader Higginsburg Loss of Habitat & Irrelevance Derrick Rolled Arsenal F.C. SHARP WEEK ENO 911 Aiyukulear Armageddon Javonte Python & the Holy Grail
2023
Kamara Sutra I Turn My Kamara On - Spoon All The Fanciest Bijan Ketchup 3 Kits 3 Wins, musGRAVEDIGGSer Diggs Your Grave Just Like Michael Wilson Did Let It Bijan Kyren (So Far Away) When The Levis Breaks Intergalactic Singletary London Collins 2the Underworld Howell Moon (Bad Wolf) Whoa Black Betty Lamb-a-Lam Hey Dont White Yourself Off Ye Kyren (So Far Away) Goederty Little Secret YU leavurkeys stefon thetable All The Rage Back Mahomes Kupptown Funk Gonna Give It 2 U Here’s to you Mr. Robinson Red Goedert Road
2024
914ce YOUR PICK IS NEXT Laporta Lapotty E***** Y*** P*** The Fairbairenstein Bears Mr. Steele Your Girl A Typical London Shower Eric's Revenge Downs with the Sickness Decided To Add More Hopkins Like a big pizza pi thts Amari im sorry mr jackson I am 4real US MARSHALL BRAELON GIVENS A Place Olavenue Here's To You Mr. Robinson Rome is Burning Mike Evansescence Ryan Nightman Brian Thomas The Tank Engine L****-*-***** Spartans Guerendo of the world as we no it L****-*-***** O******* Saint Spencer
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2025
The BTJ Killer Fart Butt Dont'e Thornton Hears a Who YOU CAN ONLY CHASE BROWN Nico Suave SKATTEBOOM QUEEN L***IFA I was sayng skattaboourns GRN PLASTIC WATERING CAMS CLICKBAIT RICE! JERKIN GOFF LOSS RYANGELES CHARGERS KARMA POLICE NO HAPPY ENDING FOR KRAFT RADIOHEAD CAW CA CAW CAW CA CAW CAW SHARP PAIN
Set the tone, brand awareness
Glory, glory, hallelujah! His truth is marching on.
SEX
3x
Stephen Sharp Commissioner CR: 6th Overall
Franchise: SHARP PAIN
Overall Reg. Season Record:
167-146
Winning %: Playoff Winning %:
Avg. Finishing Position:
5.182 (6/10)
Playoffs: Top 3 Finish:
12 years 6 years
Seasons > .500: Seasons < .500:
11 years 7 years
Years Extraordinary:
22 years - founding member
Life Experience:
Hart Middle School - TE/WR
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