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History

STREAKS

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DROUGHTS

> .500

2

PLAYOFFS

2

TURDELL

1

bill and jordon.avif

REPORTABLE TD'S

  • Longest serving commissioner - active since 2006​

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  • 2nd most Turdells (4)

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  • 3rd % of Turdells per years played (19.05%)

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  • Most team name changes (safe estimate)

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  • Founding member 

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NOTABLE PUNTS

  • Has finished 4th place 5 out of 11 playoff appearances​​​

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  • Composite Rank: 6th Overall, down 1 from 5th in 2020

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  • Censored

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2004

WCCC 97'

2005

2006

Lamp Shade
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2007

The Case-Strators

2008

NotLastPlaceInPoints
Going to Beat Evan

2009

Sharp Pain
Playoff Bound

2010

Sharp Pain
F*CKEDbyINJURIES

2012-
2016

50 SHADES OF GREAT

2017

RKELLY P RIVERS ONU
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Y! Lied
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2019

2018

My Fingers Ertz
So Good It Ertz
Le'Veon Bell-y Up

 

2011

The Case-Strators

2022

Jerking Goff

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R. Kelly Dr. Angus Public Enemy #1 Iloveftbalmorethnyou JLewisgobacktoJail Awesomo-4000 FortuneCookie Writer M.stewartcelmates

SHARP WEEK Badgers Dirt Knapp Whoresmouth Fartans Bumble Puppies AKPsi Hognastier Peter Pumpkin Eater 1-800-MARK-LOSES 8==D~~(T's Face) RyanGot Nick Folesed WAL-MART Vonte Davis

2020

Prescott's Tots Stone Ground Mostert Arm & Hamler Davante Sadams The Comedak Story Inbred Hip Dysplasia Sleep Deprivation The McKissickness Well This Sucks Tim Patrick Giovani Bernard Dog

2021

SHARP ATTACK, Gold Frankincense and Murray Ruth Bader Higginsburg  Loss of Habitat & Irrelevance  Derrick Rolled Arsenal F.C. SHARP WEEK ENO 911 Aiyukulear Armageddon Javonte Python & the Holy Grail

2023

Kamara Sutra I Turn My Kamara On - Spoon All The Fanciest Bijan Ketchup 3 Kits 3 Wins, musGRAVEDIGGSer Diggs Your Grave Just Like Michael Wilson Did Let It Bijan Kyren (So Far Away) When The Levis Breaks  Intergalactic Singletary  London Collins 2the Underworld  Howell Moon (Bad Wolf) Whoa Black Betty Lamb-a-Lam Hey Dont White Yourself Off Ye Kyren (So Far Away) Goederty Little Secret YU leavurkeys stefon thetable All The Rage Back Mahomes  Kupptown Funk Gonna Give It 2 U Here’s to you Mr. Robinson Red Goedert Road

2024

914ce YOUR PICK IS NEXT Laporta Lapotty E***** Y*** P***  The Fairbairenstein Bears Mr. Steele Your Girl A Typical London Shower Eric's Revenge Downs with the Sickness Decided To Add More Hopkins  Like a big pizza pi thts Amari im sorry mr jackson I am 4real  US MARSHALL BRAELON GIVENS A Place Olavenue Here's To You Mr. Robinson Rome is Burning Mike Evansescence Ryan Nightman Brian Thomas The Tank Engine L****-*-***** Spartans Guerendo of the world as we no it L****-*-***** O******* Saint Spencer

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TURDELLS

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2005

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2007

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2016

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2024

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SILVER MARONEYS

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2019

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2023

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LeBronzes

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Set the tone, brand awareness

They kiss on the ring,I carry the crown...
...I'm the man, come round. No-no-nothing can break, No-nothing can break me down.

SEX

3x

Stephen Sharp  Commissioner   CR: 6th Overall

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Franchise: Fart Butt

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Overall Reg. Season Record:

157-141

Winning %:                         Playoff Winning %:

Avg. Finishing Position:

5.286 (7/10)

Playoffs:                               Top 3 Finish:

11 years                               6 years

Seasons > .500:                  Seasons < .500:

10 years                               7 years

Years Extraordinary:

21 years - founding member

Life Experience:

Hart Middle School - TE/WR

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