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History

2004

I love John Kerry

Best Team Ever

2005

2006

EWIZZLE

2007-
PRES.

Wolverines

I can't even

'15

'16

'18

It's Bball Season

'19

'13

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STREAKS

&

DROUGHTS

3

3

3

> .500

PLAYOFFS

TURDELL

TURDELLS

SILVER MARONEYS

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2008

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2006

2009

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2012

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2021

LeBronzes

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2007

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2015

2016

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Set the tone, brand awareness

Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes
Cause I'm Mr. Brightside

SEX

1x

Evan Wismans CR: 5th Overall

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Franchise: Wolverines

Overall Reg. Season Record:

169-129

Winning %: Playoff Winning %:

56.71% (2/10, 2-way tie) 55.00% (3/10)

Avg. Finishing Position:

4.952 (4/10)

Playoffs: Top 3 Finish:

10 years 8 years

Seasons > .500: Seasons < .500:

14 years 7 years

Years Extraordinary:

21 years - founding member

Life Experience:

Hart Middle School - DE

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REPORTABLE TD's

Most seasons over .500 (14)

2nd in % of seasons (>.500) (66.67%)

First 9 seasons, and 12 of the first 13 seasons, finished with a record (>.500)

Tied for 2nd in all-time winning % AWP (56.71%)

Tied for 3rd most Turdells (3)

Founding member

NOTABLE PUNTS

Finished 6 of last 8 years with a record under .500

Composite Rank: 5th Overall. Trending down from 4th overall in 2024 and 3rd overall in 2020

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