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STREAKS

&

DROUGHTS

> .500

1

PLAYOFFS

1

TURDELL

14

History

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I'm da real Portsmouth Spartans

Forward Down the Field

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2012

IWasBetterAtNFLBlitz
Jon Gets NFL Blitzed

Forward Down the Field

2025

2013-
2015

Jon Gets NFL Blitzed

2016

Jon Gets NFL Blitzed

2017

Best Team-Y! Said So

Otto Gets NFL Blitzd

2018-
2022

Otto Gets NFL Blitzd

2023

Go! Charmander!

Communism

Otto Gets NFL Blitzed

2024

Always Chokes

'25-
pres.

TURDELLS

SILVER MARONEYS

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2013

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2024

LeBronzes

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2014

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Set the tone, brand awareness

And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn't cut it

SEX

2x

Ryan Hunt CR: 8th Overall

Franchise: Always Chokes

Overall Reg. Season Record:

102-99

Winning %: Playoff Winning %:

50.75% (7/10) 37.50% (9/10)

Avg. Finishing Position:

5.286 (7/10)

Playoffs: Top 3 Finish:

4 years 3 years

Seasons > .500: Seasons < .500:

6 years 5 years

Years Extraordinary:

14 seasons - joined 2012

Life Experience:

Brother played middle school nose tackle

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REPORTABLE TD'S

Only active manager without a double digit loss season

Entering 14th season in the LEG

NOTABLE PUNTS

9th in avg. finishing pos. the last 5 years (6.60)

Only manager without a double digit win season

10th in Turdell % (0)

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